7 places where you should never have sex!
Having sex in a crazy place every now and then can make your sex life a bit more fun and exciting. Yet there are also places that you should avoid for a game of sex.
Of course, we don't want to discourage you from looking for some excitement every now and then, but here's a list of places that could have a dangerous outcome:
1. In the car - while driving
2. On the beach
3. In the bushes
4. Underwater
5. At work
6. On the balcony
7. Anywhere where you can easily be spotted
1. In the car - while driving
This seems almost impossible to me at all and not chill. Were you planning on trying this out anyway? Do not do it. Sex in the car, you should only do it when it is stationary and the engine is off. The majority of you will also think, “who the hell does that?”, but according to a study from the University of South Dakota, 33% of men and 9% of women have engaged in some form of sexual activity in the car, including real penetration. Really dangerous if you ask me! These people honestly indicated that they also regularly drive too fast and swing across the road. Doesn't seem very safe to me?
2. On the beach
“I wanna have sex on the beach, come on…” No, don't! It sounds romantic, but believe me… sand between your va-jay-jay is anything but romantic. It can hurt, cause cuts and cause an infection as a result. Is that what you want? Do you really want and would you like to have sex on the beach sometime... then arrange a sun lounger with a sand-free bath towel or something.
3. In the woods
The woods seem like the perfect place for a thrilling quickie, don't they? Lots of shelter so no one to see you? Well, except for the wild animals and insects. The latter crawl up your leg without you knowing it ... and nestle nicely in warm places such as ... right ! In places you don't want them!! Ulgh alone a terrible thought, but these critters often also carry nasty diseases such as Lyme disease. This is how you get an STD, but then slightly different.
4. Underwater
Why is everything that seems romantic still dangerous? What could possibly go wrong in the water? Believe me, a whole lot! In any case, a condom under water does not really seem to work, which increases the risk of an STI or baby. Sex is also a bit more difficult because the water makes the vagina dry. Not only will this not feel nice, but it can also cause small abrasions. And did you also think about the chlorine that will enter your flamoes... You must have heard the rumors about drawing a vacuum? Yes, this is true, that willy mouse can get stuck in your pussy. This is called: penis captivus. Great, then you can call 112 so that the doctors can separate you.. how akward! And if you have also done this on property that is not yours, you will also receive a fine and a criminal record! Definitely looks nice.
5. At work
Maybe a nice story to tell your friends, but maybe less fun if you get caught. Unless, of course, you hate your job and want to get fired. But say bye bye to your reputation and career! Unless it was the boss/basin, then you might get promoted ;)
6. On the balcony
You are standing somewhere with a beautiful view, no prying eyes and the moment is there. It looks like a scene from one of those erotic novels, but believe me... it can end in a terrible horror. A few years ago, two students died in this way in London. Do you also want to end up like this?
7. Anywhere where you can be spotted too easily
Although the risk of getting caught is also what makes it exciting and interesting for people, we get that. But realize that we live in a time where almost nothing goes unnoticed. In addition to the fact that in some countries you can be arrested for having sex in public spaces, you can also end up on the internet somewhere. And once something is on the internet, it can never be completely removed.
Again, we certainly don't want to discourage you from trying exciting things, so it's absolutely okay to have sex outside the house once in a while. But think about whether it is a sensible place and what the possible dangers could be!
What's the most dangerous place you've ever had sex?
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